Tag from Kiera and Zarith..

THANKS ADEKKU AND ZARITH!!

Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response)
once u've been tagged, must do!! =)
happy reading =D

If an annoying person says :

1) I am cute.
YR : Hee.. *just smilling (eee) haha =='

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR : what!! grrr ==' :-P

3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous.
YR : soo.. ade aku kesah.. * blah boleh tak?!

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
YR :eeee... (sambil menunjukkan muka xpuas hati,haha) * i can do many thing than you lahh! erh!.. --'

5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR : eleh setakat brunei, aku xpandang lah wehh.. :-p * laenlah hollywood artist..

If an annoying hot woman/man says :

1) I know you like me.
YR : please lah, grr gelilah *go away,NOW!!

2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR : jangan poyo bleh tak!! *baek minat org laen lagi BAGOSlahh!! erhh..

3) Sorry, you're nice but seriously not my type.
YR : bile mase pulak aku nak dgn kau! ketepi sket boleh!! * perasan giler mamat ni.. =='

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR : sape entah nak ride dgn dy, aku xnk pun unless aku kaye skali pun.. :-P

5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR : cubelah kalo menjadi.. * i lagi famouslah dari kau!! erh!

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR : jangan perasan! boleh tak!! ~~

2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR : nah! 999.. HAhahaha!!:):)

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR : HAH!! errr.. jangan ngande2 boleh tak!! stay away from me lahh!! ~~'

4) What do you like about me?
YR : there are nothing!! *padan muka, hahaha (jahat betol aku ni) :)

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much!
YR : are you crazy and stupid?!!! i think so! * g lah masuk hospital permai sane.. erh =="

If your enemy says :

1) Hi bitch!
YR : hye motherfuckker!! hahaha :):)

2) You smell like shit!
YR : Sooo.. ade aku kesah! menyusahkan kau ker?! blahlah --'

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR : better than you.. hahaha,most thank you! :):-P

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure.
YR : so?? kick lah kalo berani.. haha :)

If your annoying ex says :

1) I still love you...
YR : stay away from me boleh tak! =='

2) I know you still love me!
YR : not anymore lah! jangan perasan boleh tak!!erh..

3) Please, come back with me honey/hubby...
YR : sampai mati pun aku xkan balek dgn kau lah, after ape yg kau dah buat kat aku!! Go away lah * xfaham lagi ke mamat ni..errrr =='

4) Please call me...
YR : suruh girl laen lah call kau, habeskan kredit je.. *not that typelah,dah ludah jilat balek..err geli siak! =='

5) The break up hurt me so much...
YR : so?? ade aku kesah!! ~~

If an annoying salesperson says :

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR : Hahaha.. thanku thanku! *perasan giler hahaha :):)

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR : seriously?? not nowlah.. promote to the other personlahh..grr

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR : 50%?? siket sgttlah bro/sis!

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy...
YR : jangan memakse boleh tak, aku panggil guard kang.. *org laen kan ade, poyo pulak promoter ni.. erhhh!! ==' 

Di-tagg kepada :

1. Kiera Rahman
2. Cikk Aira
3. Bedah *syaza
4. Joyah *farah
5. Nadee!!